I am still fucking losing it at this tweet

this duck LOVES pink drink

You are microwave safe. You are dishwasher safe. You will not turn orange after one use. You will not deform under boiling water.

winter + art

Come take ibuprofen with me

Joe L’Estrange - Old Cat Walking (oil on board), 2007

none of these words are in devotions - the selected poems (1963-2015) by mary oliver

primadonna girl……………………………………………………………………………………….

…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………yeah

I know this is about capitalism but it's also about my knees

sorry i haven’t replied to your email, i uh.. ran out. of emails. i ran out of emails

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

1. bitch I might be
2. do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 
3. swiggity swag
4. the D
5. wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti
6. “ hello______, im dad “ 
7. AYYY LMAO
8. W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 
9.  perfect _____ don’t exis-
10. And now, the weather
11. at least 2 potato
12. we’ve come full circle ! 
13. life hack :
14. [ __________ INTENSIFIES]
15. so many
16. such doge. much wow. very smile. 
17. mahogany 
18. *sweats nervously*
19. same. 
20. spooper hot choclety milk
21. #SHERLOCKLIVES